Feds slam the brakes on funny electronic messages

INDIANA – Humorous and quirky messages on electronic signs will soon disappear from highways and freeways nationwide.

The U.S. Federal Highway Administration has given states two years to implement all the changes outlined in its new 1,100-page manual released last month, including rules that spell out how signs and other traffic control devices are regulated.

Administration officials said overhead electronic signs with obscure meanings, references to pop culture, or those intended to be funny will be banned in 2026 because they can be misunderstood or distracting to drivers.

Photo from Ohio Department of Transportation: One of the Ohio Department of Transportation’s lighthearted efforts to convey safety messages to drivers – this one during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend in 2019.

The agency, part of the U.S. Department of Transportation, said signs should be “simple, direct, brief, legible and clear” and only be used for important information such as warning drivers of crashes, adverse weather conditions, and traffic delays. Seatbelt reminders and warnings about the dangers of speeding or driving impaired are also allowed.

Among those that will be disappearing are messages such as “Use Yah Blinkah” in Massachusetts; “Visiting in-laws? Slow down, get there late,” from Ohio; “Don’t drive Star Spangled Hammered,” from Pennsylvania; “Hocus pocus, drive with focus” from New Jersey; and “Hands on the wheel, not your meal” from Arizona.

Arizona has more than 300 electronic signs above its highways. The State Department of Transportation has held a contest for the last seven years to find the funniest and most creative messages.

Anyone could submit ideas, drawing more than 3,700 entries last year. The winners were “Seatbelts always pass a vibe check” and “I’m just a sign asking drivers to use turn signals.”

Department of Transporation in Arizona

“The humor part of it, we kind of like,” said state Rep. David Cook, a Republican from Globe, Arizona, told Phoenix TV station CBS 5. “I think in Arizona, most of us do, if not all of us.”

He said he didn’t understand the fuss. “Why are you trying to have the federal government come in and tell us what we can do in our state? A prime example is that the federal government is not focusing on what they need to be.”